Product: 103 Keys, USB Port, Spill Resistant, QWERTY Layout.

Features:
Out of the standard 103 keys, 64 have been renamed with keys like:
• “Oops!” = Backspace Key
• “Yes! I want it! = Enter Key
• “Warning XXL Letters” = Caps Lock Key
• “The Big One. I need my space” = Spacebar Key
• “No!” = Escape Key
• “$$$$” = $
• F1 – F12 keys spell out “Useless Keys”
• “Somewhat Useless Key” = CTRL
• “Another Useless Key” = ALT
• Num Pad looks like a dice game
• “Eraser” = Delete
• “Pink Key 1” = Print Screen and many others.

Software:
The keyboard comes with downloadable proprietary software that was
specifically designed for this product. Software is compatible with
Windows XP and Vista, Mac and Linux. The software allows the keyboard to interact with the user by speaking at the stroke with sounds like:

• “Oops!”, “Oh-Ohhh…”
• “Yes!”, “Yes, I want it!”, “Aha!”
• “Warning!”
• “Help!!!”
• “No!”, “No way!”, “I said: ‘No’!”
• “You are so smart!”
• “Do you really think so? I don’t!”
• “Helloooo?!!!!”
• “Totally useless”
• “You are deleted!”
• “That’s awesome!”
• “I like it”
• “Perfect”
• “There you go!”
• “Negative!”
• “That’s good!”

• “Duhhh?!!!”

Text Messaging: Easy fun short-cuts for text messaging enthusiasts. The abbreviations will then appear on your screen as when one emails or texts:

• “R” ROI “Relaxing On Island”
• “T” TC4S “Too Cool For School”
• “I” IDK “I Don’t Know”
• “O” OMG “Oh My Gosh”
• “P” PT “Party Time”
• “A” ALI “Absolutely Love It”
• “S” SOS “Shoes On Sale” Or “Help!”
• “G” GO “Going Out”
• “H” HABM “Having A Blonde Moment”
• “L” LOL “Laughing Out Loud”
• “Z” ZZZD “Boring Date”
• “X” XOXO “Hugs And Kisses”
• “N” NBF “New Boyfriend”
• “9” “Unhappy Face”
• “0” “Happy Face”

Other Features:
1) There are four dedicated keys that connect to periodically changing
trendy and interesting websites.
2) The numeric keypad has nine musical notes and allows one to tap
musical tunes.

TOP STORIES ON KEYBOARD FOR BLONDES:

FOX News TV

Keyboard For Blondes on Bret Baier show: Fair Balanced and Blonde.

Washington DC – Speaking of gifts, we came across a pretty funny one on the internet. We have a demo here. It’s apparently a Keyboard For Blondes. If you are comfortable with your blondness, as I am and many of our ladies around Fox, it’s very cute. Keys have sound effects. If you hit a backspace, it’s for your “Oops”. There are shortcuts here so that you can send text messages to your fellow blondes. It has all kinds of cute thing here. It will make your day a little more interesting. It’s flying off the shelves. Fun Gift.

KVUE TV

Entrepreneur Creates Keyboard For Blondes

Austin, TEXAS - Americans have had a decades-long obsession with dumb blonde jokes. Now blondes are getting the last laugh. At a time when the Big 3 automakers are asking for bailouts, this entrepreneur is laughing all the way to the bank. In the middle of a recession, apparently it’s the blonde who knows how to turn a profit.

OMG! It's a Keyboard for Blondes
When it comes to a hot-pink boost of self-confidence (or at least a few good laughs), the Keyboard for Blondes may do the trick. The all-pink keyboard swaps out standard keys with funnier, dumber key names. The backspace key now says "Oops!" and the entire row of function keys spells out USELESS KEYS. Hit the "$" sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking. My favorite? The caps lock key now says: "Warning! size XXL letters."

Blondes Strike Back!
Washington DC - A new high-tech device is being released with transformational technology to brighten up everyone's workspace at the office or home. Keyboard For Blondes(TM), while playing upon the fair-haired, stereotypical profile, is more than a way to add color to your PC. It's a fun and ultra-functional keyboard filled with
proprietary software that adds new features to a traditional keyboard. The keys actually say things like "Oops..." and "You're deleted!" and "Duhhhh?!" Hit the "$" sign and you get a cash register clinking. It even lets you tap out musical notes. 70 unique features in all. "At first glance, you may think the only thing different about this keyboard is its funny keys and its bubble-gum pink color," said Kiki Ryan, spokesperson for Keyboard For Blondes. "But, upon closer examination, you'll see the differences that make any owner the talk of their family, friends and colleagues." "People think it's a novelty gift and then they get totally addicted to this revolutionary breakthrough in keyboard fun."

New York Daily News

New York, NY - OMG! There's a new keyboard to make a girl's life easy. The $50 bubblegum-pink Keyboard for Blondes, talks back and has funny titles for boring keystrokes - think, "I "LOL" or "ZZZD," girl-speak for boring date. "It's pink? That's great," blonde Samantha Dubin, 34, said wryly. "I wouldn't know how to use it otherwise." The $60 keyboard lets you tap out musical notes on the number keys,
exclaims "oops" if you hit the backspace and makes the cash register clinking sound when you hit the dollar sign. The "F" keys across the top spell out "Useless keys."

CNET News

OMG! It's a keyboard for blondes

It's compatible with Mac, Windows, and Linux. I know what Paris Hilton will be getting for Christmas.

Hot Hardware

OMG: A Keyboard for Blondes!

The keyboard as we know it just got a makeover. What started initially as gag, apparently got so much positive feedback that the creators of the Keyboard for Blondes decided to turn it into a real product. In addition to its distinctive pink color, a unique attribute of the Keyboard for Blondes are the "fun" sayings on 64 of the keys, such as "Oops!" on the Delete key, "The Big One: 'I Need My Space' Key" on the spacebar, or "Yes! I want it!" on the Enter key. A number of the keys also act as special texting shortcuts, such as "OMG" on the O key, "LOL" on the L key, and "XOXO" on the X key. First of all, the
Keyboard for Blondes is a real keyboard. It has all the normal functionality you would expect from a traditional keyboard. It has 103 keys, is USB based, and works with both Windows PCs and Macs. Perhaps the most unique feature of the keyboard, however, is that with the proprietary Keynguru software, some of the buttons "talk." The Keyboard for Blondes sells for $49.95.

LOULOU Magazine

A tech gift idea for the girly-girl

A lot of us spend more time at our computers at the office than we do at home, so it makes sense to make your desk/cubicle/office as personal as possible, right? If you have a professional girly-girl on your shopping list, I may have stumbled upon a really fantastic, unique gift idea for under $100. The Keyboard for Blondes is a super fun keyboard that’s pink and has cute sayings on the keys: “Oops!” for Delete, “Somewhat useless key” for Control, “Yes! I Want It!” for Return and so on. While the boys at
IT might scoff at it, I think it’s kind of adorable – even for us non-blondes! I can’t help but picture how well it would fit into LOULOU’s all-pink digs…

For years, blondes have been admired and vilified for their hair, from “blondes have more fun” to blonde jokes, there’s definitely something special about being blonde. Now, finally, blondes may have their revenge, in the guise of their own computer keyboard, bright pink, of course (perhaps to match their lipstick). And it’s not only pretty in pink, but the keyboard talks, too (in valley girl talk, Oh My Gosh). Although this reasonably priced ($49.95) keyboard will be popular as a gag gift, it is a fully functional keyboard that is comfortable to use. It will be a hit with blondes, of course, (and their significant others), but you don’t have to be blonde to enjoy it features. Any one can be a blonde with this keyboard, especially if you like pink, then this is a keyboard for you. The keyboard, when used in an office or at school, attracts attention where it lands. Don’t be surprised if a crowd of admirers gather around the keyboard. It is an attention getter, and screams for attention: Blondes do have more fun!
And in case you are not blessed with blonde hair, you can still have fun with this keyboard, and don’t be
surprised when all of your friends want one, either as a gift or to replace that tired old boring keyboard
that came with the computer.
The keyboard also makes an important fashion statement. It is definitely more than just a keyboard!need my space"
bar. Best of all, there are dedicated keys for such 100-times-a-day texts like "OMG,"